I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm bleeding and have questions
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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