whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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