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  • its simple, girls find penis facinating i know my gf is always just hanging out with me nakid and she asks about it and plays with it their weird if you dont have one lol. no girls thick enough to try and turn you on by doing that shes just curious, try having a closer relationship where you can just hang out and laugh about stuff like that it doesnt have to be awkward :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:35am
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  • Dude my boyfriend loves thisss it doesn't matter if shewas wiggling it or flopping it as long as it wasn't painful then fuck it!! A girl was touching your dick be happy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:32pm
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  • that just sounds like the best alarm clock i've ever heard of

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:11pm
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  • hahah would be from jersey....being a girl, i would have started sucking it hoping to get something in return in the shower :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:44pm
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  • awkward if it's a relative...............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:43pm
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  • DON'T JUDY-CHOP THE WEENIE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:11pm
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  • Dude I feel u! It's like when a chick only has one head technique.. Terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:32pm
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  • Most girls do it, honestly. It's usually a curiosity thing....we know how it feels when it's hard, we wonder what it feels like soft.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:06am
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  • girls don't get the opportunity to play with dicks very often.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:52pm
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  • I would LOVE to wake up to this. What's the problem?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:50pm
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  • i love playing with it when he's still asleep.. yum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:09pm
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  • maybe she was wondering how she woke up next to a dick that small

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:06pm
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  • She was just waiting for you to wake up...Fuck awkward and start feeling her up. Go down on her or something. Jesus, a girl is playing with your cock and all you can think is 'awkward?' Grow some fucking balls you pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:38pm
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  • when I want a guy to pounce, I just give him a swift ninja-chop to the wiener. Hiii-ya! Works every time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:07pm
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  • the awkward part was that it was a chic, he would preferred waking up to a dude playing with his dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:06pm
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  • maybe his mom was looking for herps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:45pm
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  • Thats what I was implying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:41pm
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  • @ 2:43 LMAO, nice one!!! To the OP (I'm in med school, btw) It seems like you've caught the ghey, a condition which makes you loose your sex drive temporarily and things such has hot chicks playing with your cock do not turn you on at all. Don't worry though, as indicated this loss of sex drive is only temporary , you're in the transitionary phase of the ghey and soon you'll have it back... .In an entirely different way, though........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:23pm
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  • 6:23. Dont you mean.... Have it FROM the back? And i hear the ghey is deadly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:51pm
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  • You are gayer than the days is long!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:56pm
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  • MAybe she was trying to wake it up for some wake-up sex. Too bad your dick didn't get hard in the morning...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:49pm
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  • Haha. Somebody Wants To Get Laid. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:28am
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  • My gf does that shit to....so weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:15pm
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  • cant say it hasnt happened to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:37pm
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  • Straight up, Jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:41am
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  • helloooo as a girl.... i find it kind of fun to flop a penis around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:15pm
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  • thats one of my favorite things to do.. but not someone i dont know very well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:55pm
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  • 3:44, shut the fuck up. there are plenty of jersey girls you wish you could be able to get with but unfortunately, you'd never be able to and being ignorant definitely doesn't help your case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:52am
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  • Almost as good as her playing with you and herself at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:17pm
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  • Imagine it the other way around. Imagine a guy playing with a girl's vagina, making a funny voice and moving the labia around so the lips were "talking."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:06pm
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  • 3:11pm(3) yeah, if he wasn't a homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:41pm
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  • HAHAHA!! 6:09 I HEAR YOU!!! It's her saying wake up and you'll get some!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:53am
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  • play with her titties a lil bit! jesusss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:59pm
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  • playing with a penis is very entertaining

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:45pm
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  • did she finish the job??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:31pm
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  • maybe she was doing a bad job of waking it up and that was the awkward part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:53pm
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  • I'm all for waking up my boyfriend with head, but swinging his dick around? Umm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:40pm
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  • what? you never play wit a girls titties/pussy while she is sleeping?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:40pm
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  • HAHAHAHHAA HELICOPTER NOISES AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:58pm
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  • hahahaha, this is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:26pm
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  • @3:11pm(1) No. Total homo. Capital H homo. Homo with a bag of dicks stashed under his bed homo. Homo..... you get the idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:39pm
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  • i pictured this. i think it was that she was just wiggling it around. if a girls looking for morning sex, she needs to start sucking on it, or stroking it, or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:04pm
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  • penises are fascinating!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:02pm
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  • it's not weird to be playing with it but if she was drawing on it and dressing it up in little outfits then i'd be concerned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:48pm
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  • Unless of course it's a friend who he wants to stay a friend....well then yeah. Awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:55am
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  • Maybe she was trying to get it hard to wake you up with head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:27am
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  • ........ I have to make little penis outfits now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:55pm
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  • Hahaha I was the person who received this text. Solid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:26am
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  • 3:02 - penises are indeed fascinating!! It's the saggy balls that look like hard-boiled eggs engulfed in wrinkly old-man skin that are a bit eerie....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:04pm
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  • 6:23 i fucking love u!! ROTFL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:37pm
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  • maybe she was playing Need for Speed on manual??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:43pm
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  • Awkward my ass. That rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:31pm
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  • 3:06- my boyfriend likes to make my vagina sing christmas carols.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:09pm
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  • So true, hows it awkward when a chick is playing with your cock and balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:02pm
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  • *cough* HOMO! *cough*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:53pm
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  • not awkward! morning sex rocks! she can play with that shit all she wants! i know i do! plus i would do the same to her!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:44pm
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  • you were probably in NJ..trashy girls like that. makes sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:44pm
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  • She should of started making helicopter noises when you woke up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:42pm
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