Do vagina's smell?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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