My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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