where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
my poor anus
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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