It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Randomize
