Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
