Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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