So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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