I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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