Taylor Swift is so right about you.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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