i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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