New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
