what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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