haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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