hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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