they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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