Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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