There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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