that's an acceptable place to lick
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
