guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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