margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
