Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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