This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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