That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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