We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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