Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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