there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just invented taco cereal.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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