Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We have started to decorate penises.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
