Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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