You smell like a Billy Joel song
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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