just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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