I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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