Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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