there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
