Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
How does it feel to date your dad?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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