I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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