I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Randomize
