On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I intend to get homeless drunk
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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