question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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