I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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