look no pants
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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