This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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