If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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