I heard we made out
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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