I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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