My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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