check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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