He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
smell my finger.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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